This Black Friday, we're rolling out a special discount on data recovery services with a twist. It comes with a few interesting conditions, highlighting the often-overlooked intricacies of the data recovery world. Ready to dive into the details? Here's what we have in store:
🚫 The "Not Applicable" List
Now, here comes the twist – our expansive, and I mean expansive, list of exclusions. Take a deep breath, because this is quite the list:
- Pre-planned disasters? Not applicable.
- Unplanned disasters? Also not applicable.
- Ransomware attacks? Nope, not applicable.
- Dropped Hard Drives? Definitely not applicable.
- SSD repair/recovery? Sorry, not applicable.
- Broken Memory Sticks? You guessed it – not applicable.
- Broken Mobile Phones/Tablets? Still not applicable.
- Corrupted Data? A firm not applicable.
- Deleted Veeam Backups? Nope, not applicable.
- Failed RAID, NAS, SAN? Sorry, not applicable.
- Inaccessible EDB and SQL? Not applicable.
- Legacy Floppy Discs? Definitely not applicable.
- Macbook Faulty Logic Board? Not applicable.
- De-striping RAID? Still not applicable.
- Bootable Clone? Nope, not applicable.
- Backup Repair and Extraction? Not applicable.
- SATA SAS IDE FC mSATA NVMe? All not applicable.
- vSAN in multiple locations? Not applicable.
- Emergency Service Level? Sorry, not applicable.
- Priority Service Level? Still not applicable.
- Standard Service Level? You guessed it – not applicable.
- Budget Service Level? Definitely not applicable.
- PCB Rework/Repair? Not applicable.
- Firmware Repair/Modify? Nope, not applicable.
- NAND Flash Memory Dumps? Not applicable.
- Magneto Optical Recovery? Not applicable.
- LTO, DLT Any Tape Recovery? Still not applicable.
- SCADA, PLC, CNC and other control system drive, RAID, VM, Boot Memory Stick repair or recovery? All firmly not applicable.
- IBM, Dell, HP, EMC, QNAP, Synology, Equalogic, StoreSimple, SoftLayer, etc.? Not applicable.
- Individual File Repair? Not applicable.
- Flood, Fire, Tidal Surge, Earthquake? Sorry, not applicable.
- NTFS, HFS+, FAT, ExFAT, ZFS, ext2/3/4, or any proprietary file system repair or recovery? Not applicable.
- Office Document Repair? Definitely not applicable.
- RAW Recovery - file system rebuild, file repair, deduplication, shadow copy, and previous deleted version filtering? Still not applicable.
- Bespoke scripting? Nope, not applicable.
- Dedicated Driver Collection? Not applicable.
- Free Standard DHL or Parcelforce Collection? Not applicable.
- File Integrity and Incomplete File Recovery Segregation? A firm not applicable.
And just in case I’ve missed anything – whether it’s physical, technical, logical, challenging, or any other types of data recovery needed to be done by experienced, time-served, expert data recovery engineers – it’s probably not applicable!
You might be thinking, "What in the world of data recovery is applicable then?" Well, if you've ever had a data loss declared unrecoverable because of cost, technical challenges, or time constraints – that's where we step in.
🌟 The Real Deal – Our Commitment to Data Recovery
All jokes aside, at R3 Data Recovery, we pride ourselves on tackling the tough cases. The ones that others can't handle or won't because they're too challenging or time-consuming. We don't underestimate these cases, and we certainly don't undersell our expertise.
If you find yourself in a data crisis, don't hesitate to reach out for a free assessment. Just maybe try to avoid calling between 9:00 am and 9:15 am on Black Friday – we might be a bit busy not applying discounts!
Remember, when it comes to recovering your precious data, R3 Data Recovery is always applicable. Call us for a Free Assessment on FreePhone 0800 999 3282 or use the online form.
Cheers and have a great Black Friday!
Andy